The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”
(Source: sexisnottheenemy)
And it’s being delivered to your house in the trunk of a 1950’s-ish teal car.
One cannot spend forever sitting and solving the mysteries of one’s history.
HOW TO READ A BOOK: positions. (x)
“Exercise is for non book readers.”